Clik here to view.
EPISODE 115 – Ladies’ Night at Games Workshop
Hello hello hello! Contrary to what we said last week about releasing Episode 115 a day late, here we are, on Thursday, with Episode 115 ready to go! Don’t believe us? The evidence awaits your ears:...
View ArticleClik here to view.
EPISODE 126 – Lumps of Delight
Prepare for the scoop of the century, listeners! For in Answer Me This! Episode 126, we reveal what Bill Murray whispered in Scarlett Johansson’s ear at the end of Lost In Translation that Elvis and...
View ArticleClik here to view.
EPISODE 144 – closer to a potato choc-ice
Dear friends, If, like Olly, you are delightfully innocent and pure-minded, listen with care to Answer Me This! Episode 144; for, like him, you will probably be SHOCKED TO THE VERY CORE to understand...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Episode 152 – the one-stop Bar Mitzvah shop
Hello! Of course, you’re already used to getting good advice from us. (Shut up!) But this week, we have some even better advice from broadcasting stalwart Paul Ross, which was instrumental in making...
View ArticleClik here to view.
EPISODE 153 – a passing manatee in Islington
Greetings! To follow the mood of this week, we must announce that we’ve decided to cut Answer Me This! Episode 153 by eight per cent. However we reassure you that we will be freezing the length of this...
View ArticleClik here to view.
EPISODE 160 – everything in the 70s was brown
Creeeeeak! What’s behind today’s advent calendar door? Is it a lovely picture of a robin? A verse of the nativity story? A little chocolate that tastes of solidified moisturiser? Let’s see……ooh, what a...
View ArticleClik here to view.
EPISODE 172 – Davy Jones’s cupboard
Hello Team AMT, The Secret Diary of Billie Piper concluded this week, so I guess it’s up to us to bring the sexy henceforth. So, bloated from too much Chinese takeaway, we belchingly waddle forth to...
View ArticleClik here to view.
EPISODE 186 – not to be sold separately
Dear Team AMT, We love you, you big diverse bunch. We love the fact that, in the space of Answer Me This! Episode 186, we go from a wannabe Olympian to a sexual Olympian (with a gold medal in Making...
View ArticleClik here to view.
EPISODE 195 – a man of little breeding who passes for a gentleman
Kaboom! Bangbangbang! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Sizzle! It’s Bonfire Night this Saturday, but we’re letting off a rocket a couple of days early, in the form of Answer Me This! Episode 195: Download:...
View ArticleClik here to view.
EPISODE 209 – the William the Conqueror Suite
Hello, beloved listeners, It is the 75th birthday of Maltesers, so in Answer Me This! Episode 209 we’re celebrating by berating their current advertising campaign for being sexist. Although we...
View ArticleClik here to view.
EPISODE 212 – celestial ladder
The unofficial theme of Answer Me This! Episode 212 is arousal. The arousal of certain men (it is usually men) by Viagra. The arousal of certain women (it is usually women) by Agas. The arousal of...
View ArticleClik here to view.
EPISODE 214 – block and unfollow…in life.
Hello listeners, This week, we learn that AMT is the name of a legal high. Seeing as legal highs are usually just brain-liquifying chemical syntheses that haven’t been made illegal yet, we cannot...
View ArticleClik here to view.
bridesbloke
••• CLICK HERE FOR AMT218 ••• We sure do receive a lot of wedding questions here, so if you’d like to relieve us of some of the responsibility of answering them properly, take yourself to the comments...
View ArticleClik here to view.
EPISODE 220 – I’m with the Tithead party
As AMT devotees, you know that we don’t shy away from the most serious questions the human mind can concoct. Remember AMT198 last year, when we boldly tackled “What makes a pie a pie?” Today, in Answer...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The Answer Me This! Sports Day
A lot of artists suffer from Difficult Second Album syndrome, but not us. Following our Top 20 smash hit longplayer The Answer Me This! Jubilee, we are delighted to bring you… The Answer Me This!...
View ArticleClik here to view.
EPISODE 233 – the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution
We have so much for which to thank the Industrial Revolution. Without it, there would be no devices upon which to listen to podcasts, no podcasts either, and certainly not several minutes of this...
View ArticleClik here to view.
EPISODE 239 – Reich Krispies
Hi listeners, So that unfeasibly rich child from Two and a Half Men says you should not watch Two and a Half Men because it is pisspoor FILTH and THE ENEMY’S PLAN. As usual there’s some mild FILTH in...
View ArticleClik here to view.
EPISODE 247 – farcically flaccid
FEAST YOUR EYES. What a surprise the publishers of our book decided not to use this picture! Granted, their usual style of authorial portrait is usually a little more contemplative, a tad more...
View ArticleClik here to view.
EPISODE 256 – one million people laughing at your cock
Hello listeners, We know some of you like to listen to the podcast with your little children, so just to warn you, Answer Me This! Episode 256 contains some bawdy-talk. But by all means go ahead and...
View ArticleClik here to view.
EPISODE 258 – dick-adjacent
Hello listeners, Sound the sirens – today, in Answer Me This! Episode 258, we address a VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION. One of those questions that completely reshapes your neural pathways, redirects your...
View ArticleClik here to view.
EPISODE 259 – Colin not Cola
Hi listeners, Today we discuss the world’s greatest audio format apart from this one: Desert Island Discs. What would your luxury be? (If you’re a cheating cheater who wants to take a fully-stocked...
View ArticleClik here to view.
“Cheer up love, it’ll grow back…”
••• CLICK HERE FOR AMT268 ••• Questioneer Liz has lopped off her head-top femininity, and people are going apeshit about it even though we’ve seen the same many times over, from Audrey...
View ArticleClik here to view.
EPISODE 270 – you don’t want a Newton’s Cradle happening in your pants
Hello, At the time of recording Answer Me This! Episode 270 dicksmack.org*, the domain name bandied around in last week’s episode, was still available. But within minutes of today’s episode becoming...
View ArticleClik here to view.
EPISODE 328: like it or lump it
How do you tell your mum that she is a STUPID WOMAN who is RUINING CHRISTMAS by buying you the WRONG GIFT? Plus other polite and classy problems compose Answer Me This! Episode 328, in which we...
View Article
